ON BEYOND ZAGNUT
lyrics (c) 1997 Dave Joachim, Jonathan Caws-Elwitt and Charlie Zayleskie
Did I ever tell you 'bout my favorite candy store?
They have all the things you've ever seen and more
Bliss, Lick-Ums, Tickle Drops,
Chocolate Wisps with Kiwi Crisps,
Laser Flavor Wafer Discs
Hilary's Hazel Hut
Every nougat, every nut
Thick and thin, hard and soft
Did I ever show you all the wrappers I collect?
A candy gallery of artwork I respect
Papaya-chutes and Feathered Flakees,
Caramel Kidders and Marzipan Bakees,
Galaxy Fingers and Go-Go Bees
Ecstasy in every bite
They never spoil your appetite
Smooth and chewy, light and dark . . . .
Yummy Gummy Terri Bears,
Cherry Cheroos and Chiffon Eclairs
Tropadelic Toffee Goo,
Norma's Pumpkin-Nuggets too!
Hilary's Hazel Hut -- every nougat, every nut
Hot and cold, sweet and sour . . . .
Ecstasy in every bite; they never spoil your appetite
Mild and tangy, square and round . . . .
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